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SMILE FOR THE ALGORITHM // UNPROMPTED_

SMILE FOR THE ALGORITHM // UNPROMPTED_

Smile — you’re already on record.

The SMILE FOR THE ALGORITHM tee takes the everyday surveillance camera and flips it into a blood-red warning sign. Equal parts satire and streetwear, this design calls out the systems watching your every move while daring you to wear the joke on your chest.

Printed on premium cotton blanks with clean Unprompted_ detailing, it’s built for those who know the feed is never off.

>> AGENT: OPTICORP  
>> STATUS: WATCHING  
>> RESPONSE: COMPLY (OR DON’T)  

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Regular price $45.00
Regular price Sale price $45.00
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Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

SIZE GUIDE

CARE

Washing

  • Machine wash in cold water (maximum 30°C or 90°F) with like colours.
  • To protect the garment and any prints, always wash inside-out.
  • Do not use bleach or harsh detergents.
  • Avoid using fabric softeners.
  • Wash new items before wearing them for the first time. 

Drying

  • Hang-dry the garment in the shade for a longer life.
  • Do not tumble dry. 

Ironing

  • If ironing is necessary, do so inside-out on the lowest heat setting.
  • Never iron directly on any prints. 

Other recommendations

  • Do not dry clean the garment.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

>UNPROMPTED_ PROTOCOL

Each piece is created on demand the moment you order—no warehouses, no dusty stockpiles, no waste. That means delivery takes a little longer, but it also means you’re getting something made just for you.

Because every product is printed to order, we can’t take returns or exchanges unless there’s a misprint, defect, or damage. If that ever happens, we’ll put it right. Otherwise, once it’s in production, it’s locked in.

Your choice to back made-to-order gear helps us avoid overproduction and keep the system honest. Respect.

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>UNPROMPTED_

> Premium Fabric_ – No throwaways.

> Built to Last_ – Wear it hard.

> Streetwear Integrity_ – Made to rebel.

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Ships Fast from the US_

No overseas wait-times. OptiCorp disapproves.

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Premium Apparel_

Premium fabrics. Zero fast-fashion shortcuts.

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Satisfaction Guaranteed_

Not happy? We’ll make it right — no corporate scripts.

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Encrypted Checkout_

Safer than your search history.

System Intel_

Where do you ship from?

Primarily from our US fulfillment partners for faster delivery.

On rare occasions, if a product is out of stock at the US facility, your order may ship from one of our EU/UK centers. Think of it as a rogue packet bouncing through foreign servers before it reaches you.

What’s your return policy?

We don’t do fast fashion, so every piece is made to order. That means we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse.

But if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you expected — we’ll replace it or refund it. No corporate scripts. Just straight answers.

How do I know what size to order?

Each product page includes a size guide. Check it twice before you click.

Our blanks are premium, true-to-size fits — not shrink-to-nothing cheap tees. If you’re between sizes, we recommend going one up for comfort.

Is checkout secure?

Yes. Checkout is fully encrypted — safer than your search history. We never store your payment details, and the only data we care about is the one stitched into your shirt.

Shipping/delivery times

US orders: 3–8 business days after fulfillment.

Canada: 5–12 business days.

Each piece is made-to-order (2–7 days), so total time ≈ 5–15 business days.

If OptiCorp reroutes, slightly longer.