DIRTY CACHE // DELETE YOUR HISTORY Hoodie
Your browser forgot to flush the past — so this hoodie does it for you.
DIRTY CACHE blasts across the chest in tall, stacked typography, carrying the same energy as slamming a terminal command with zero hesitation. Underneath, the reminder: DELETE YOUR HISTORY, delivered in warning-light red.
On the back sits the minimal UNPROMPTED_ signature print — a small badge of rebellion instead of a billboard.
Premium product giving this piece a structured, premium feel with perfect weight for colder months. Durable, clean, and made on demand to keep waste out of the system.
Wear it like a digital reset button.
>> CACHE: FLUSHED
>> HISTORY: DELETED
>> BRAND: UNPROMPTED_
Features
Care
Print care
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
>UNPROMPTED_ PROTOCOL
Each piece is created on demand the moment you order—no warehouses, no dusty stockpiles, no waste. That means delivery takes a little longer, but it also means you’re getting something made just for you.
Because every product is printed to order, we can’t take returns or exchanges unless there’s a misprint, defect, or damage. If that ever happens, we’ll put it right. Otherwise, once it’s in production, it’s locked in.
Your choice to back made-to-order gear helps us avoid overproduction and keep the system honest. Respect.
Your order ships from the closest fulfilment
node for maximum speed.
Top-tier fabrics.
Zero shortcuts.
Not happy? We'll make it right.
No automated apologies.
Secure transactions.
Untraceable rebellion.
We ship from the node closest to your signal.
We operate fulfilment partners across the US, UK, and EU.
Your order is deployed from the nearest active node for maximum speed and minimal borders.
If a node is offline or out of stock, the packet (your gear) is rerouted through the next secure region in the network.
Fast. Quiet. Local whenever possible.
We don’t do fast fashion, so every piece is made to order. That means we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse.
But if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you expected — we’ll replace it or refund it. No corporate scripts. Just straight answers.
United States:
3–8 business days after fulfillment.
Canada:
5–12 business days.
United Kingdom & EU:
4–10 business days.
Australia / Rest of World:
7–20 business days depending on location.
Fulfillment time:
Every piece is made-to-order (usually 2–7 business days).
Total estimated delivery time = fulfillment + shipping.
A note from the shadows:
If OptiCorp sneaks in a reroute or a local facility is overloaded, your order may take slightly longer — but it will get to you.
Yes. Checkout is fully encrypted — safer than your search history. We never store your payment details, and the only data we care about is the one stitched into your shirt.
Each product page includes a detailed size guide. Give it a quick scan before checkout — your future self will thank you.
Our blanks are premium, true-to-size cuts across T-shirts, hoodies, and sweatshirts. No shrink-to-nothing fast-fashion nonsense. If you usually sit between sizes, we recommend going one size up for a more relaxed fit.
Yes. Every order includes tracking once it ships. You’ll get a link the moment your package leaves the fulfillment node. We don’t do mystery deliveries — OptiCorp already does enough of those.
You’ve got a small window. Each piece is made to order, so once production starts we can’t make edits or cancellations. If you spot an issue, message us immediately and we’ll do what we can before the machines spin up.
We currently ship to the US, UK, and Canada.
Orders automatically route to the closest active fulfillment node (US or UK/EU) for faster delivery.
We’ll expand to more regions soon — the rebellion is spreading.
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