The DIRTY CACHE // Delete Your History Hoodie is a nod to the parts of your digital footprint that should’ve never existed in the first place.
The chest hit reads DIRTY CACHE, inspired by corrupted memory blocks inside the Unprompted_ universe - the places where lost packets, broken code, and rogue processes gather.
The back features the compact UNPROMPTED_ system tag - a quiet identifier used across devices in the rebel network.
Built on the Stanley/Stella STSU177 Essential Eco Hoodie, this UK-exclusive drop delivers heavyweight comfort, clean construction, and a premium organic cotton shell. Sustainably made, vegan-approved, and engineered for people who understand that privacy isn’t paranoia - it’s protocol.
Features
Premium AS Colour Tee
• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Care
Washing
Drying
Ironing
Other recommendations
Shipping & Returns
>UNPROMPTED_ PROTOCOL
Each piece is created on demand the moment you order—no warehouses, no dusty stockpiles, no waste. That means delivery takes a little longer, but it also means you’re getting something made just for you.
Because every product is printed to order, we can’t take returns or exchanges unless there’s a misprint, defect, or damage. If that ever happens, we’ll put it right. Otherwise, once it’s in production, it’s locked in.
Your choice to back made-to-order gear helps us avoid overproduction and keep the system honest. Respect.
Your order ships from the closest fulfilment
node for maximum speed.
Top-tier fabrics.
Zero shortcuts.
Not happy? We'll make it right.
No automated apologies.
Secure transactions.
Untraceable rebellion.
We ship from the node closest to your signal.
We operate fulfilment partners across the US, UK, and EU.
Your order is deployed from the nearest active node for maximum speed and minimal borders.
If a node is offline or out of stock, the packet (your gear) is rerouted through the next secure region in the network.
Fast. Quiet. Local whenever possible.
We don’t do fast fashion, so every piece is made to order. That means we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse.
But if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you expected — we’ll replace it or refund it. No corporate scripts. Just straight answers.
United States:
3–8 business days after fulfillment.
Canada:
5–12 business days.
United Kingdom & EU:
4–10 business days.
Australia / Rest of World:
7–20 business days depending on location.
Fulfillment time:
Every piece is made-to-order (usually 2–7 business days).
Total estimated delivery time = fulfillment + shipping.
A note from the shadows:
If OptiCorp sneaks in a reroute or a local facility is overloaded, your order may take slightly longer — but it will get to you.
Yes. Checkout is fully encrypted — safer than your search history. We never store your payment details, and the only data we care about is the one stitched into your shirt.
Each product page includes a detailed size guide. Give it a quick scan before checkout — your future self will thank you.
Our blanks are premium, true-to-size cuts across T-shirts, hoodies, and sweatshirts. No shrink-to-nothing fast-fashion nonsense. If you usually sit between sizes, we recommend going one size up for a more relaxed fit.
Yes. Every order includes tracking once it ships. You’ll get a link the moment your package leaves the fulfillment node. We don’t do mystery deliveries — OptiCorp already does enough of those.
You’ve got a small window. Each piece is made to order, so once production starts we can’t make edits or cancellations. If you spot an issue, message us immediately and we’ll do what we can before the machines spin up.
We currently ship to the US, UK, and Canada.
Orders automatically route to the closest active fulfillment node (US or UK/EU) for faster delivery.
We’ll expand to more regions soon — the rebellion is spreading.
Unprompted_ is an independent streetwear project built by humans (and one rogue robot, 404).
Every piece is designed in-house, Made to order, and coded with intention - not mass-produced landfill fashion.
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